Slime Molds (Dirty White) TOAD • $5 a month gets

• $5 a month gets a you this free bumper sticker

If you see a snail chomping on your chard

mandrakes were said to grow from where the blood of a hanged man dripped

Luckily it was rediscovered growing in the wild in 1993

Never tango with a mandrake (Mandragora officinarum): a plant steeped in magic and mystery

Slime Molds (Dirty White) TOAD • $5 a month getsSlime molds are bonafide weirdos. Despite not having muscles or a brain, they can crawl along surfaces and engulf their food, solve puzzles, make decisions, control robots, and they have really weird names: Dog Vomit Slime, Wolf's Milk, Chocolate Tube Slime Plasmodium, Witch's Butter, Yellow Brain Fungus, Stinky Squid Slime, Alien Snot, Ghost Droppings, Gummybear Slime, Goblin Fungus, et al. Illustrations by Lauren Lozano. Best quality, ethically made